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		<title>Plywood: The Silent Killer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 02:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bought a couple of pieces of plywood today. You know the stuff: Useful, made of wood, pretty boring, kinda flat, deadly. Wait, what? Yep. Says so right on it: Warning: This product may generate wood dust, a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer. Granted, this was the pressure-treated outdoor kind, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://mythopoeic.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dust-closeup.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-1086" title="dust-closeup" src="http://mythopoeic.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dust-closeup-150x78.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="78" /></a>I bought a couple of pieces of plywood today. You know the stuff: Useful, made of wood, pretty boring, kinda flat, deadly. Wait, what? Yep. Says so right on it:</p>
<blockquote><p>Warning: This product may generate wood dust, a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer.</p></blockquote>
<p><span id="more-1085"></span><br />
<a href="http://mythopoeic.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc00630.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-1087" title="dsc00630" src="http://mythopoeic.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc00630-150x112.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="112" /></a>Granted, this was the pressure-treated outdoor kind, so it isn&#8217;t inconceivable that it might have <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alkaline_copper_quaternary">something</a> (or several somethings) in it that are on the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Proposition_65_%281986%29">Proposition 65</a> list. However:</p>
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<li>Plywood doesn&#8217;t spontaneously generate wood dust. I guess &#8220;This product produces potential carcinogens if you attack it with power tools&#8221; was deemed insufficiently snappy.</li>
<li>Wood dust isn&#8217;t a &#8220;chemical&#8221; in even the loosest possible sense of that term.</li>
<li>If you&#8217;re simpleminded enough to lick sawdust, it&#8217;s probably a mercy if it poisons you.</li>
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<div id="attachment_1088" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><a href="http://mythopoeic.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc00632.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-1088 " title="dsc00632" src="http://mythopoeic.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc00632-150x112.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="112" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">a picture of what a pile of sawdust might look like</p></div>
<p>I&#8217;m still not sure who to call about disposing of this pile of hazardous waste on my shop floor&#8230;</p>
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