Stray Dogs Ate My Car

Sometimes when there’s a global pandemic, you don’t use your car for a long time. Sometimes when you don’t use your car for a long time, a possum will make its home in the front bumper. And sometimes, when that happens, stray dogs will rip your car apart trying to kill the possum.

Note for our Australia and New Zealand readers: The “possum” in question is the Virginia opossum (Didelphis virginiana), also known as the North American opossum. It is not the cute one.

Also note that the possum in question survived this incident, seemingly uninjured — though very, very angry.


By dhenke

Email: dhenke@mythopoeic.org

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